SEO jokes

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·What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.
·What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires?
Vampires only suck blood at night.
·Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick .
·Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.
·Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs?
Even hyenas have some dignity.
·How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
·It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.
·Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
·Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
Professional courtesy.

NOTE-:The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!